Bill Bailey

Senator Ted Stevens: Victim of His Own System?

When someone last week on Twitter grumbled that Alaska had elected a convicted felon to the Senate, I quipped that it was one of his job qualifications.

Now, I’m having second thoughts, because Bill Bailey (former Federal Inmate #60733-066), whom I’ve mentioned here before, set me straight.

Bill notes firstly that Ted Stevens is not actually a convicted felon (not yet, anyhow). Yes, a jury found him guilty, but he hasn’t been sentenced, and until then, he’s not convicted. He can vote. He can run for office. He can take office. He’s not a criminal—at least not officially.

More importantly, Stevens has significant grounds for appeal. There are allegations of prosecutorial misconduct, including withholding exculpatory evidence. On top of that, federal law is particularly harsh and unfairly tilted toward the government. Most of us have at one time or another, without even knowing it, committed a federal offense that could send us to prison, because there are way too many federal crimes, and they’re way too easy to prosecute, and the penalties are way too harsh. And in this case, Stevens was not accused of being corrupt. He “had failed to disclose information about his residence on his personal financial disclosure.”

But—I know you’re arguing—residences are exempt from disclosure. (Or at least you would have been arguing that if you knew.)  read more »

What Would Happen to Clyde if She Got Caught?

Today, I shipped out 4 copies of The Conscience of Abe’s Turn. And I’m thankful that shipments have started small, because that gives me time to work the last few kinks out of the ordering and fulfillment process. Meanwhile, my wife is sitting across the room from me enjoying her copy of the book.

Today, I got a piece of direct mail from Perry Marshall (whom you may recognize from my acknowledgments in the book’s preface) regarding Bill Bailey, inmate #60733-066, who is speaking at Perry’s upcoming seminar.

Who is Bill Bailey? He spent time in federal prison for computerized snooping that’s way less offensive than what Clydene is engaged in. Now, Clyde is a computer geek. She read about the BBS raids of the 1990’s. She read all about Randall Schwartz, and knew enough about the technology to take sides. She knows way more about the computer crime laws than (I’m sure) the politicians who voted for them. If you ever doubted that she would be terrified of being caught, just read Bill Bailey’s story.

(While Bill ended up in a relatively good prison, what terrifies Clyde is the fact of prison at all. Baedes would take great joy in that. The thing is, there’s no guarantee that Clyde would end up in as “good” a situation as Bill Bailey had.)

In a post on his blog the past June he wrote about a Heritage Foundation seminar that was entitled “Go Directly to (Federal) Prison: The Criminalization of Almost Everything”:  read more »

Syndicate content